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Remove the metal flashing around chimneys vents and valleys in the roof.
Once the kick flashing and first piece of step flashing are secure you have to apply a shingle.
If your gun is firing weakly or not at all then you need to check the compressor.
Flashing in the valleys will almost always be trashed especially.
Look first at the gauge and see whether this has fallen below its usual.
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Your roof experiences heating and cooling every day which may cause the nails to slowly wiggle out over time.
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Use roofing cement and two nails to secure it to the roof deck.
This little device is the power source for the gun and is the place where the air for your nail gun comes from.
The first port of call with any malfunctioning nail gun is the compressor.
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If you have a friend in the attic ask him to direct you to a sturdy spot where the nail can bite into the.
Pry up the nails and loosening the ridge caps.
Or the roofing nail wasn t driven into the wood beneath the shingle well enough.
In either case these nails can be repaired.
Place the nails on the base of the step flashing piece so you re nailing into the deck.
The one to two inch roofing nails are suitable for most types of roof shingles.
Hammer a new nail into the roof about 1 inch above the hole from the previous nail.
Also place the nails high so the next course of shingles will cover them.
It s ok if you don t get all the nails at first because you ll have a chance to go back through and remove them later.
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If your roof is made of wood and pallets you should consider using a screw shank nail instead of a hand driven nail.
The twisted shank can hold the wood and pallets more securely so you need not worry about your roof coming apart in bad.
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